Rocktown, Indiana: Unsent Letters Dept.

Dear IBJ:

I read your notice of the IAC course inviting people to drink alcohol while learning to throw clay on a pottery wheel. Kudos! It's about time and with that I offer the following suggestions for future art courses:

- 'Ludes and Looms
- Sniff Glue and Whittle
- Smoke Pot and Fuck Around with an Airbrush
- Mescaline and Decoupage
- Learn to Etch and Wife-swap
- Scrapbook on Acid!
- Jewelry for Junkies
- Readin', Writin', and Ritalin

Sincerely,
Brian Fick