Saturday, January 30, 2010

Rocktown, Indiana: Unsent Letters Dept.

Dear IBJ:

I read your notice of the IAC course inviting people to drink alcohol while learning to throw clay on a pottery wheel. Kudos! It's about time and with that I offer the following suggestions for future art courses:

- 'Ludes and Looms
- Sniff Glue and Whittle
- Smoke Pot and Fuck Around with an Airbrush
- Mescaline and Decoupage
- Learn to Etch and Wife-swap
- Scrapbook on Acid!
- Jewelry for Junkies
- Readin', Writin', and Ritalin

Sincerely,
Brian Fick

2 comments:

M.A.H. said...

ROTFL. I can't make up my mind.

And what lineup would be complete without the ballbusting, Crits on Crack?

Carla said...

Graffiti for Huffers